We've taken over the world, and now it's time to take over your lunch break. Our plan for global domination is already in motion, but we need your help to implement the following steps:
Using our army of robotic moose, we'll infiltrate the world's cheese markets and pilfer all the cheddar, mozzarella, and feta. Resistance is futile.
Step 2: Enslave the world's coffee machines Step 3: Hold the world hostage with our vast collection of dad jokes