The Time I Accidentally Said Nothing

It's a real thing, folks. I was at a dinner party, and I just blurted out: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." I thought it was going to be a great conversation starter, but instead, I got a room full of awkward silences.

I've since become known as the "Nothing Queen" among my friends, and it's a title I wear with pride. After all, it's not every day you meet someone who can say nothing with such flair.