Exasperation Symptoms

Warning: The Following Are Signs That Your Sanity Has Abandoned Ship

1. Excessive Use of All Caps - You've reached peak rage.

2. Uncontrollable Cussing - You're not even trying to hide it anymore.

3 minimalist Unnecessary Use of Passive-Aggressive Tone - You're basically just yelling.

4. Unrelenting Need for Validation - You're desperate for human connection.

5. Obsessive Use of Buzzwords - "Game-changers", "Disruptors", "Thought leaders"... Ugh.