Because, apparently, the universe is a cruel, uncaring entity that refuses to grant me the infinite pizza and Netflix subscription I so desperately desire.
The Futility of Existence
It's a cruel joke, really. I mean, who needs personal growth when you can just have it all, and then some? Apparently, the answer is "not me", because I'm stuck with the same old routine and a dwindling supply of ramen noodles.
A faint, desperate whisper in the void.