We, the esteemed members of the Neighborhood Council of Exasperation, have gathered here to address the pressing issue of your neighbor's lawn gnomes. It seems they've multiplied at an alarming rate and are now threatening to engulf our very existence.
Our team of experts has devised a plan to contain the gnomes, but we need your support to make it happen.
Read the plan and see how you can help. Meet our committee of gnome-fighting heroes.