Monday Blues Syndrome: The Office Games

You've been diagnosed with a rare and highly contagious case of Monday Blues Syndrome. Symptoms include:

• Excessive coffee consumption
• Unexplained anger issues
• Recurring nightmares about meetings
• A strong desire to hide under your desk

We've prepared a special treatment for you, consisting of:

• A strict regimen of eye-rolling exercises
• A 30-minute meditation session with our certified mindfulness coach (aka Bob from HR)
• A complimentary supply of stale coffee and a half-empty box of donuts
• A personalized playlist of the world's greatest Monday-morning jams

But wait, there's more! Our research team has also developed:

• The Monday Blues App: track your mood, monitor your caffeine intake, and send alerts when you've reached critical levels of despair
• The Monday Morning Survival Kit: includes a face mask, a stress ball, and a "I'm not a morning person" t-shirt

Treatment Options

You may choose from the following:

• Option 1: The Coffee-fueled Desperation
• Option 2: The Zen Denial
• Option 3: The Blame-the-Manager