Treatment Plan 1: Monday-Blues-Induced Productivity Slog

Phase 1: Pretend It's Thursday

Upon waking, repeat the following mantra 5 times:

1. "I will pretend it's Thursday."
2. "It's not actually Monday."
3. "The weekend is coming."
4. "Coffee is my friend."
5. "I will not cry, I will not cry."

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Side effects of this treatment may include:

• Increased productivity (temporarily)
• Reduced existential dread
• Unintentional singing of show tunes