Q: What is an exceptional adjective?
A: It's a word that's not quite ordinary. But also not quite not-ordinary. You know, like "splendiforous" or "flumplen".
Q: How do I become an exceptional being?
A: First, you must wear a cape to bed every night. Then, you must eat an entire jar of pickles while reciting the alphabet backwards.
Learn to use your exceptional powers responsibly!
Exceptional being fashion tips (including the art of wearing a cape to bed)
Join the Exceptional Beings' Union and receive a free jar of pickles!
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