Meet the Exceptional Citizens
These individuals have achieved greatness through sheer force of will, ignoring the pleas for help from their colleagues.
Dr. Emily Everbright
Dr. Everbright has spent 17 years studying the art of being right, despite being wrong 99% of the time. Her research on the importance of ignoring facts has been widely published in obscure journals.
Learn more about Dr. Emma Neverbright, Dr. Everbright's equally impressive but opposite counterpart.
Prof. Reginald McSnively
Prof. McSnively has a Ph.D. in Procrastination, and his thesis, "The Art of Doing Nothing," is a classic. He's been on sabbatical for 10 years and counting.
Read about his latest research on "The Physics of Not Getting Anything Done."