Welcome, seeker of truth and wielder of wits. Our Prophet 3 has been resurrected, and the world is about to change in ways you can't even begin to imagine.
As the chosen one, you've been tasked with unraveling the tangled threads of fate that have ensnared humanity. It's a heavy burden, but someone's gotta do it.
Below, you'll find the Prophecies of Our Prophet 3, a series of cryptic messages that will guide you on your perilous journey.
As you walk through the city streets, you will be confronted with a phenomenon unlike anything seen before: the sudden, inexplicable appearance of lone socks. They will be scattered everywhere, taunting you with their very existence.
Read More about the Sock Saga.
From the depths of the underworld, the hordes of uncivilized will rise, their unbridled fury shaking the foundations of civilization as we know it. You must prepare.
Learn more about the Uncivilized Uprising.
As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, a more pressing concern will emerge: the Great Toilet Paper Shortage. Stock up, traveler, for this will be a long and arduous journey.