We're Exceptional, We Swear

We're not just creatives, we're Exceptional Creatives. Our process is a closely guarded secret, but we'll give you a glimpse:

Step 1: Wake up, Stumble to the Coffee Machine
Step 2: Stare at the Blank Page for 3 Hours
Step 3: Pretend to Be Productive While Bingeing Cat Videos
Step 4: Write Something, Erase It, Repeat (Steps 1-3)

And that's it! That's the Exceptional Creative Process, folks!

Note: The above response is a satirical parody of the typical "Our Process" page often found on creative agency websites. The steps outlined are humorous, exaggerated representations of how creatives might approach their work.