We've got some bad news and it's going to get worse: our apocalypse is coming! But don't worry, we'll have plenty of free t-shirts to sell you before it's gone!
Current Exceptional Exacerbation Index: 87%
Subpage 2: The fine print: our t-shirts are made of slightly-less-than-100% cotton. Subpage 3: The real reason we're selling t-shirts: we've got a 3D print budget to keep up with. Subpage 4: The apocalyptic survival kit that's actually just a bunch of old twine and a few stale granola bars.