In a shocking turn of events, the Extra-Ordinary Olympics have been canceled due to a severe lack of extra-ordinary participation. Only three athletes showed up, and two of them got lost on the way to the venue. The third one forgot his event schedule.
Despite the lackluster turnout, the Olympic spirit lives on. The athletes' medals have been upgraded from participation trophies to participation ribbons. They're also offering participation trophies for the audience, who got free food.