FAQs for Exceptional Exceptions Plant Surgery
Q: What is Exceptional Exceptions Plant Surgery?
A: It's a highly experimental, completely-not-entirely-not-madness-fueled surgery that we do to plants. We have no idea what we're doing, but it's fun!
Q: Will my plants survive the surgery?
A: Honestly, we're not sure. We're pretty sure they'll make it out alive, but with some serious psychological trauma.
Q: How long will it take?
A: Time is relative when you're dealing with plants. Just give us some plant food and a few days, and we'll get to work.
Q: Is it painful for the plants?
A: Oh, definitely. We like to think of it as a 'growing experience.'
Q: Are you certified in plant surgery?
A: Certified? Ha! We have a certificate from Google that we printed on our toaster in 2018. That's all the certification you need.