Welcome to Our Entirely Not Existent Legacy

We're glad you asked. We're not really sure what that means.

A Brief History of Non-Existent Events

We used to have a legacy, but then we forgot what it was.

A Timeline of Nothing

We've got nothing but blank space.

Our Entirely Not Existent Team

We don't really have a team. We just have a guy in a chair.

Our Non-Existent Contact Info

Don't bother trying to contact us. We're not here.

We're just a placeholder for a real site that never existed.

Go meet the guy in the chair.

Or, you know, just leave.