Rule Zero: "Don't be boring, or you're fired."

Warning: this rule applies to all employees, contractors, and sentient beings.

Exceptions will be made for anyone who can prove they're not boring, but we're not holding our breath.

Side effects of rule zero may include:

• Mild to moderate existential dread
• Unpredictable mood swings
• Uncontrollable urges to create something interesting

Consult your doctor if any of the following persist or worsen:

• Excessive yawning
• Unexplained bursts of creativity
• Uncontrollable laughter

For a more in-depth discussion of Rule Zero, please see:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Disclaimer: Rule Zero is not actually enforced. Or is it?