Never Touch My Socks!
Rule 1: Don't. Just don't.
Rule 1: Don't. Just don't.
Unless you really need to.
Rule 2: If you must, use a sock puppet.
It's like a sock, but not a sock. Confusing, isn't it?
Rule 3: Never, under any circumstances, use a single sock as a glove.
It's just not right.