UNICORN TEARS: THE EXCEPTIONAL EXCEPTIONAL EXCEPTION

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Unicorn Tears: The Ultimate Exceptional Exception

It's like a party in your mouth, but instead of cake, it's just sadness and regret.

But wait, it gets even better! prophets of doom say that on the darkest of nights, the tears of the unicorns can be harnessed to fuel your toaster.

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Exceptional Exceptional Exceptions

They're like, totally not a thing, but we're gonna pretend they're a thing.

Because who doesn't love a good exception to the rule?

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