The Exceptional Exceptional Recipe

A Recipe So Exceptional, It's Not Even Exceptional. It's Just... Different.

Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup Exceptional Exceptional Essence
• A pinch of Regular Old Regular Salt
• A dash of Unremarkable Ordinary Sugar
• A whole lot of Nothing Extra

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F (or not).
2. Mix Exceptional Exceptional Essence and Regular Old Regular Salt until combined.
3. Add Unremarkable Ordinary Sugar and stir counterclockwise.
4. Bake for precisely 7 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds.

Serves: Exceptional number of people. Probably 1.

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