Exceptions are like pizza, everyone has one, but not everyone has a good one.
Or, in this case, everyone has a Bizarro Exception. It's like an exception that's so exceptional, it's not even an exception anymore.
Bizarro-Bizarro Exceptions: Because One Bizarro is Never Enough
Exceptional-Bizarro Exceptions: The Exceptions to the Exceptional Rule
Bizarro-Exceptional Exceptions: The Exception to the Exceptional Rule (Exception)