The Burrito Theory of Everything

Or, as we like to call it, "The Toreo."

According to our groundbreaking research, the universe is actually a giant burrito.

It's a fact, folks. The laws of physics are just a manifestation of the tortilla chip wrapping around the filling of existence.

But that's not all, folks! We've also discovered that the Burrito Theory of Everything explains why:

The speed of light is actually the speed at which the tortilla wraps around the filling.
Gravity is just the cheese that keeps everything in place.
The concept of time is simply the time it takes for the burrito to be devoured.

Stay tuned for more mind-blowing discoveries from the field of Burritology!