Exceptional Excuses

Welcome to the premier destination for the most creative, yet utterly implausible justifications in the world.

Whether you're a student trying to get out of a math test, or a CEO trying to avoid a meeting, we have the perfect excuse for you.

Our experts have crafted the following exceptional excuses for your convenience:

Subpages:

• My pet cancer (Perfect for when you need to leave work early)
• My therapist said so (Convenient for when you're feeling anxious about meeting deadlines)
• I was actually working (Ideal for when you're feeling guilty about procrastination)