Bernoulli the Bizarre was a man of many talents, but mostly he was known for his exceptional ability to invent things that nobody else thought of. His workshop was a marvel of cluttered chaos, with gears, wires, and scraps of metal scattered everywhere.
Among his many inventions, Bernoulli created the "Auto-Pilot-Toilet-Paper-Roller-Thingy", a machine that folded toilet paper into perfect squares with the efficiency of a Swiss clockwork. He also created the "Disco-Bot", a robot that would dance the night away under the light of a disco ball.
But Bernoulli's true masterpiece was the "Inflatable-Party-Hat", a hat that inflated to twice its original size when you wore it, making you the life of the party. Unfortunately, it also tended to get stuck in the ceiling fan, but that's a story for another time.