Our Exceptional Loan Terms
We offer loans with terms so endearing, you'll want to take out multiple just to get more of our loan officers' charming personalities.
- Our loan officers are trained in the art of making you feel guilty for not taking out a loan.
- Our interest rates are lower than our competitors' minimum wage.
- We offer a 100% chance of financial ruin, but it's worth it.
- We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our loan terms.
Fees That Make You Go Weak in the Knees
Our Loan Officers Are Like Therapy, But With More Paperwork