Warning: Exceptional Nutrition

Subpage 1: The Most Important Nutritional Advice Ever

Warning: what you are about to read may cause severe hunger and an intense desire to eat pizza. Prolonged reading may lead to a permanent loss of self-control. Reader discretion is advised.

For those who dare to venture into the depths of Exceptional Nutrition, be prepared for the following life-changing revelations:

• Don't eat anything that's not a color.
• If it's green, it's good. If it's not, it's bad.
• The only way to get a good night's sleep is to eat 17 pounds of ice cream.

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