Get ready for a year of unpredictable weather, financial markets, and societal norms. The 2023 Exceptional Forecast is here to prepare you for the worst.
Our top meteorologists predict a 99.9% chance of spontaneous combustion in major cities, a 50/50 chance of a zombie outbreak, and a 100% chance of your favorite restaurant running out of avocado toast.
Meanwhile, our economist friends warn of an economy in shambles due to excessive binge-watching of cat videos, resulting in an unprecedented shortage of productivity.