A declaration of the most exceptional pretensions, as decreed by the Council of the Most Exceptional.
Article 1: The Right to Be Exceptional
In a world where everyone else is a mess, we assert our inherent right to be more exceptional.
Article 2: The Power of Pretention
We, the exceptional ones, possess the power to make a statement with a single, well-placed eyebrow raise.
Article 3: The Inalienable Right to Complain
It's a fundamental human right to loudly express discontent, and we, the exceptional, take this right very seriously.