Exceptional Problems of the Exceptional / Binary Birth Problem / FAQs

So, you've got exceptional problems, huh? Well, you've come to the right place! Here are some answers to your burning questions:

Q: What is the Binary Birth Problem?

A: Ah, it's a real thing! The Binary Birth Problem is when your parents are both exceptional, like, super exceptional, and you're just, like, exceptionally ordinary in comparison. It's a real identity crisis!

Or, in simpler terms:

A: Your parents are just too darn special, and you're stuck in their shadow!

Q: What are some symptoms of the Binary Birth Problem?

A: Well, you might:

• Feel like you're constantly living in your parents' exceptionally bright shadow.
• Struggle to make a name for yourself, since everyone's always saying "Oh, you're so much like your mom/dad!."
• Have a hard time making decisions, because what if they're not as exceptional as your parents' decisions?

Q: Can the Binary Birth Problem be treated?

A: Ah, it's a tough one... But, yes! With therapy, medication, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, you can learn to live with it. Or, you know, just pretend you're exceptional too, and we'll call it a day!

Q: Is there a cure for the Binary Birth Problem?

A: Sadly, no. But hey, at least you'll always have a good story to tell at cocktail parties! "Oh, yeah, I'm exceptional, just like my parents!"

That's it for today, folks! If you've got more questions, feel free to ask, or just pretend to be exceptional and we'll call it a day!

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