The Inflatable Unicorn Problem

A rare and enigmatic affliction where one's favorite snack, a unicorn-shaped cheese puff, begins to inflate like a balloon, defying all logical understanding.

Symptoms:

• Unplanned horn growth
• Ballooning snack-induced anxiety
• Inexplicable cheese puff cravings
• Loss of self-control during Netflix binges

Solutions:

• Unicorn Root Tea: A rare, hand-foraged tea that calms the inflating snack
• Therapeutic Snack Replacement: A specially designed, non-inflatable cheese puff for the modern exceptional
• Exceptional Support Groups: A network of fellow sufferers, all sharing their experiences and tips for dealing with inflatable unicorn problems

Remember, the exceptionals are always with us.