Exceptional Problems of the Exceptional

Inflatable Unicorn Problem

It's a rare and highly specific affliction where a unicorn's inflatable horn becomes stuck in a perpetual loop of self-reinflation. Symptoms include:

• Uncontrollable horn-bloating
• Recurring horn-popping noises
• Unexplained sparkly vomit

Causes: Eating too many rainbow cupcakes, excessive horn-tightening exercises, or being near a disco.

Diagnosis: Consult a licensed Exceptional Specialist (available for an extra fee).

Treatment: Rest, hydration, and horn-reducing therapy. May involve a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated unicorn whisperers.

Subpages:

• Chronic Horn-Tightening
• Unstable Horn Syndrome