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Inflatable Unicorn 5000 Specs
Inflatable Unicorn 5000 Specifications
Patent Pending.
| Spec |
Value |
| Height: |
10 feet, 5 inches |
| Width: |
3 feet, 2 inches |
| Weight: |
200 pounds, 3 ounces |
| Materials: |
High-quality, imported polyester fabric. Steel frame. Inflatable. Not that it's not actually a unicorn. |
| Colors: |
Standard Issue: |
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Side effects may include:
- Inflatable unicorn 5000 may cause excessive happiness.
- May cause sudden urge to wear funny hats.
- May lead to spontaneous outbursts of 'I'm a unicorn!'
- MAY CAUSE SPONTANIOUS INFLATION.
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