Are you tired of living an ordinary life? Do you find yourself questioning the meaning of existence, the purpose of your job, or the value of avocado toast? Look no further than 7-Box Philosophy, the ultimate guide to making questionable life choices that will leave you wondering what hit you.
Based on the principles of the 7 fundamental laws of absurdity, 7-Box Philosophy is a guide to embracing the illogical, the absurd, and the downright bizarre. With our expert guidance, you'll learn how to:
Why did they have to have you? Was it a dare? A bet? A cry for help?
Why do you need pants, anyway? They're just a social construct. A prison of fabric.
Discover the joys of anti-fashion
It's got milk, it's got sugar, it's got... um, maybe some corn flakes? That's all you need, really.
Explore the world of breakfast-for-dinner
Stay tuned for more 7-Box Philosophy, where the only constant is change, and the only rule is that there are no rules!