12. Make Sure It Sounds Complicated

When in doubt, add unnecessary jargon and acronyms.

1. Use words like "synergy" and "paradigm shift" whenever possible.
2. Incorporate buzzwords like "disrupt" and "innovate" into your vocabulary.
3. Never, ever say "I'm just trying to..." or "I want to...". Instead, say "I'm envisioning a paradigm shift in..."
4. Make sure your sentences are long and convoluted.
5. Use lots of technical terms, even if you're not sure what they mean.

Example: "I'm envisioning a paradigm shift in the way we approach synergy and paradigmatic thinking."

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