Steal from Your Future Self: 7 Exceptional Resources

Warning: Reading ahead may result in temporal paradoxes, spontaneous self-compassion, or an overwhelming sense of existential dread.

1. The Time Traveling Planner: A calendar for the chrono-curious, allowing you to schedule meetings with your past, present, and future selves.

2. Future Fashion Consultant: Get style advice from your future self, guaranteed to be on-trend, even for the most basic of temporal existences.

3. Time Traveling Cookbook: Recipes for the time-traveling chef, with dishes from every era and flavor profile.

4. The Future of Relationships: A guide to navigating love, family, and friendship through the ages, with expert advice from your future self.

5. Time Traveling Resume Cheatsheet: Get ahead in your career with resume advice from your future self, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your coworkers.

6. Future Self Confidence Course: Boost your self-esteem with expert advice from your future self, who's already achieved everything you've always wanted.

<æk href="/subpages/exceptional-resources/steal-from-your-future-self/7-Steal-from-Your-Future-Self-Self-Help-Group/">Steal from Your Future Self Self-Help Group: Join the support group where you can share your struggles with your past, present, and future selves, all while trying to steal from your future self.

Remember, don't try to steal from your future self. It's not that easy. Or is it?

Disclaimer: Stealing from your future self may result in unpredictable consequences, including but not limited to: temporal paradoxes, existential dread, or an overwhelming sense of irony.