Decree No. 001: Officially Declaring My Existence
In Accordance with the Galactic Constitution of 3056
By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Commander of this Realm, hereby declare my existence to be of utmost importance.
I hereby command that all subjects of this realm shall treat me with the utmost respect and deference.
Failure to comply with this decree will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of reruns of "So Boring It's Good" on repeat for a minimum of 7 cycles.
- Reassignment to the dreaded Sector 7 of the dreaded "Red Tape" department.
- Immediate revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to, access to the cafeteria.
Subdecree 001-A: Officially Declaring the Existence of My Coffee Cup
Read Subdecree 001-A
Subdecree 001-B: Officially Declaring the Importance of My Sarcasm