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Decree 002: Unconventional Resource Utilization

Official Document

By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, all citizens are required to use their resources as follows:

Use your coffee beans to fuel your computer, not your morning routine.
Donate 30% of your used books to the National Museum of Discarded Knowledge.
Rearrange your furniture according to the principles of chaos theory.

Exceptions:

If you have a beard longer than 12 inches, you are exempt from the above regulations. However, you must instead participate in the mandatory " Beard-Shedding Olympics" once a month.

For any questions or disputes regarding this decree, contact the Department of Unconventional Resource Utilization (DURU) at /subpages/exceptional-resources/duru/.