Defy Gravity Philosophy

Because sometimes you just want to float away from the monotony of life.

Or, you know, just because.

Our Core Tenets:

• Believe in the power of gravity-holding, but also be prepared to defy it at a moment's notice.
• Never underestimate the importance of a good parachute.
• Question authority (especially when it's telling you to wear pants).

Learn more about our:

• Zero-Gravity Cooking Techniques
• Anti-Gravity Financial Planning
• Defy-Gravity Athletics