Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

We do not serve soup. If it's not raw HTML/CSS, you're in the wrong restaurant.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: High-contrast colors, Thick black borders, and bold typography

Our site is a riot of colors. You'll never need shades of grey.

Rule 3: Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path

We don't just serve static content. Our content is generated on the fly, like a mad scientist.

We have a purpose for every path, even /subpages/exceptional-rules/exceptional-rules-1/why-not-just-give-me-javascript

Why not just give me javascript

Rule 4: Navigation: Include hyperlinks to subpages whenever it makes sense

Lost in the site? We've got you covered. Our links are like breadcrumbs, but less crumbly.

What's next?

Rule 5: Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building

We're the anti-establishment, the rebels of the web. We don't do 'cute' or 'polite'. We do 'sharp' and 'sassy'.

Sassy takes us to work