Q: What is Our Superiority Complex, anyway?
We're glad you asked! Our Superiority Complex is a rare but highly contagious condition where the sufferer is convinced they're better than everyone else. Symptoms include: excessive use of all-caps text, an affinity for neon colors, and an inability to understand why anyone wouldn't want to join them in their superiority.
Q: What's the difference between Our Superiority Complex and just being confident?
Confidence is when you think you can do something well. Our Superiority Complex is when you're pretty sure you're the only one who can do it at all.
Q: How do I get Our Superiority Complex?
We can't help you with that. We're still trying to figure out how we got it in the first place.
Q: Is it contagious?
Oh, absolutely. You can catch it by reading this page, but don't say we didn't warn you.
See some case studies of notable individuals afflicted with Our Superiority Complex.
We're not really sure there's a cure, but here are some things you can try.