Exceptional Skillz: Apply to Join

We're not your average ninja squad. We're the Exceptional Skillz.

Are you a master of the obscure? A virtuoso of the bizarre? Do you have an uncanny ability to juggle chainsaws while reciting the entire script of "Inception" backwards?

Then join us, Exceptional Skillz! We're a secret society of highly trained individuals with a penchant for the absurd.

Mission Briefings Apply to join us today and receive a complimentary set of ninja stars and a personalized "I'm with Exceptional Skillz" t-shirt!
Note: The subpage "/subpages/exceptional-skillz/mission-briefings" would contain a series of absurd, over-the-top mission briefings, each one more outlandish than the last. The "I'm with Exceptional Skillz" t-shirt would be a black shirt with neon pink letters.