Trampoline Bed Health Risks: Because You Clearly Needed a Reason to Stay in Bed

Warning: Trampoline Bed Health Risks

Are you one of those thrill-seekers who decided to turn your bed into a trampoline? Well, you might want to reconsider.

According to our expert (not really), trampoline beds can pose serious health risks, including:

• Increased risk of whiplash from bouncing too hard
• Higher likelihood of getting stuck in a perpetual loop of bouncing
• Greater chance of developing a severe case of "trampolitis" (a rare but highly debilitating condition)

But wait, there's more! You can also experience:

• Unstable bedframe instability leading to spontaneous combustion (of the bed, not you, probably)
• Unintentional trampoline-induced sleepwalking

Don't say we didn't warn you.

For more information on trampoline bed safety, visit our Trampoline Bed Safety Tips page.

If you're still determined to turn your bed into a trampoline, you may also want to check out Trampoline Bed Accessorizing Ideas for some inspiration on how to make it look cool while still being dangerous.

Or, you know, just stick with a regular bed. Your back (and your insurance provider) will thank you.