Trampoline Bed Maintenance FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this subpage?

A: Because someone, somewhere, actually asked for it.

Subpage 1: Why is my trampoline still bouncy?

It's not, actually. It's just... defying gravity.

Subpage 2: Trampolining for Sleep?

No, no, no. You'll just wake up on the ceiling. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Q: Can I use my trampoline as a regular bed?

A: Only if you enjoy being flung into the air while half asleep. We make no promises about your spine.