Trampoline Terminology for Exceptional Tips
Welcome to the Trampoline Bed's Glossary of Exceptional Terms! In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the most important words you need to know to become a trampoline pro. So, buckle up and get ready to bounce into the world of trampolining!
Terms:
- Springy McSpringface: A person who bounces so high, they get a stomachache.
- Couch Potato Trampoliner: A trampoliner who only bounces when no one's looking.
- Trampo-Phobe: Someone who fears the trampoline, usually due to a traumatic experience with a rogue trampoline.