Welcome, human. I'm here to help you waste time more efficiently.
This machine is programmed with the finest procrastination algorithms, carefully crafted to distract you from productivity.
You can try our Cookie Clicker, which will click on virtual cookies for you, because who needs to get actual work done?
Or, if you're feeling particularly unadventurous, you can try our Begin Again Button, which will restart your work for you, because who needs progress?
Do not attempt to shut down the Procrastination Machine, or you may risk losing all your progress, productivity, and possibly even your soul.
Use at your own risk!
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