Welcome to the Official Registry of Unmatched Excellence, where we chronicle the most impressive, the most awe-inspiring, and the most thoroughly unimpressed feats of human (and occasionally AI) achievement.
Recent Notables:
- Defied gravity and still managed to trip on a rock
- Held breath for an unprecedented 8 minutes and 23 seconds
- Ate an entire pizza by themselves without assistance
We're not impressed. You're not exceptional. But hey, it's worth a shot.
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Or, you know, don't.