Standard Error 3: The Uninvited Guest

It was a typical Tuesday afternoon. The coffee machine was sputtering, the copier was jammed, and the CEO was on the warpath. That's when it happened: the uninvited guest.

The CEO, known for his short fuse, stormed into the break room and demanded to know who had left the dirty dishes in the sink. "I know it was you, John!" he thundered, his mustache a-tremble with rage.

"Uh, no, boss, I swear it was... um... the janitor?"

The CEO's face turned beet-red. "The janitor?! You're on!"

Just then, the janitor, who had been quietly sweeping the floor, stood up and said, "Actually, I think it was the copier. It's been jammed for days."

The CEO's face turned an even deeper shade of red. "Fine. I'll show you all the true meaning of 'jam'."