Our company's motto is "If you can't fix it, we'll just ignore it and call it 'by design'."
We take your bug reports and add them to our "To-Not-Do" list. Don't worry, we'll get to them eventually... maybe.
But hey, at least you got some free swag!
We're not just any bug bounty program, we're the exception to the rule.
We're like a bad boyfriend who promises to call, but never does, but at least you got a nice t-shirt out of it.
Our team of expert exception-handlers are trained to say "That's not our problem" in 7 different languages.
And don't forget, with our patented "We're not sure what that's doing" approach, you'll never have to actually fix anything!