Exceptions That Cover Them

For those times when you just can't be bothered, or when the truth is just too much to handle. Here's a comprehensive guide to exceptions that cover up, make excuses, and generally save your bacon.

Exceptions for When You're Late

1. Being Tardy - Because traffic, trust us.
2. Forgetful Faux Pas - Who needs a memory, really?
3. Overslept, Overlooked, Overslept - When the snooze button is your best friend.

Exceptions for When You're Just Not That Into It

1. Underwhelmingly Unenthused - When enthusiasm is just so overrated.
2. Overwhelmed by Choice - Too many options, not enough motivation.
3. Indifferent and Unsured - When apathy is your go-to superpower.