As you may know, our beloved founder, Bob, was known for his impeccable manners. Or so we thought.
It appears that Bob had a dark secret. One that would make even the most stalwart individual raise an eyebrow. Or three. Orประกten.
It turns out, Bob was actually a master of the ancient art of Etiquette for the Exceptional! Who knew?
But, alas, his exceptionalism got the better of him, and he forgot to use his minimalist approach to table manners. The horror!
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