It's a case of cosmic proportions, where the fabric of space and time is warped by the sheer magnitude of chicken-and-egg-ness. Our team of expert analysts has pored over the evidence, and the answer is... THE CHICKEN! Yes, it's a chicken, because, well, the egg was just a clever ploy by the chickens to distract us from their nefarious plans to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
But wait, is there more to the story?